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News, updates and survival tips from the best beach resort and post-apocalyptic commune this side of the Ruins!

Posted on April 7, 2021April 6, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 48 – April 7th

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on March 31, 2021March 30, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Want Ad: Potter

All caps: Employment Opportunity Do you enjoy making things? Do you like mud? Is eating out of bowls rather than straight off the table important to you? The Council is seeking applicants for the position of (handwritten in very large letters and underlined) POTTER Applicants must be interested in the recreation of lost technologies, BTF qualified and comfortable in extremely muddy conditions!
Posted on March 24, 2021March 23, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 47 – March 24th

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on March 17, 2021March 12, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

IOU Analysis

Handwritten on homemade paper: Based on the pores and follicles, I'm pretty sure it's human skin. I guess they really didn`t want to let anything go to waste... Can`t say whether it's a plague victim or not, just keep it under glass and trade it quick - Caleb
Posted on March 10, 2021March 8, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 46 – 10th March

A dirty and stained newsletter page - click for transcript
Posted on March 3, 2021March 3, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Fancy IOU

On tanned parchment, in careful calligraphy, with every second line in capitals: To Our Dear Friends of the Last Resort We hereby present this Memorandum Of Debt for their material aid against The Blue Death This may be exchanged for Twenty Sheets of our finest Old World Unblemished Steel By the direct authority of His Grace Duke John Rightful ruler under God of The Blessed Isle of Waiheke

Posted on February 24, 2021February 21, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 45 – 24th February

A dirty and stained newsletter page - click for transcript
Posted on February 17, 2021February 14, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Printing Room Notice

A handwritten sign on homemade paper, reading "Until further notice, there will be NO beverages in the printing room!" The word "no" is underlined three times.

Posted on February 3, 2021January 31, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Eddie’s Note

A handwritten note on stained paper, headed with a name flanked by diamonds: Millie I know you're not into guys, but it's become pretty obvious that we're both in love with the same disaster bi... should we strategise some time to see if we can't pull together a decent future for the three of us? Platonic admiration, Eddie
Posted on January 27, 2021January 26, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 43 – 27 January

A dirty and faded newsletter page. Click for transcript.

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