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News, updates and survival tips from the best beach resort and post-apocalyptic commune this side of the Ruins!

Posted on February 24, 2021February 21, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 45 – 24th February

A dirty and stained newsletter page - click for transcript
Posted on February 17, 2021February 14, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Printing Room Notice

A handwritten sign on homemade paper, reading "Until further notice, there will be NO beverages in the printing room!" The word "no" is underlined three times.

Posted on February 3, 2021January 31, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Eddie’s Note

A handwritten note on stained paper, headed with a name flanked by diamonds: Millie I know you're not into guys, but it's become pretty obvious that we're both in love with the same disaster bi... should we strategise some time to see if we can't pull together a decent future for the three of us? Platonic admiration, Eddie
Posted on January 27, 2021January 26, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 43 – 27 January

A dirty and faded newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on January 20, 2021January 18, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Missing Doll

In childish handwriting on rough paper: Mising Doll Her naMe: MAry HAre: reD Is: BLeW PLise ritern to AnyA KABin 19
Posted on January 13, 2021January 11, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 42 – 13th January

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on January 6, 2021January 4, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Warning Sign

A hand-painted sign reading "Stop! Think! Is a cool dip worth losing a leg to a slotter" ending in crudely-painted teeth. Several mistakes of spacing and stroke length have been made.
Posted on December 30, 2020December 29, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 41 – 31st December

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on December 23, 2020December 22, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

A Third Carefully Preserved Note

A handwritten note on hemp paper, with the name Millie between two hearts: "I still owe you your christmas present... Meet me on the beach, Love, Emily"
Posted on December 16, 2020December 14, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 40 – 16th December

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.

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