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Posted on June 2, 2021June 1, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 52 – June 2nd

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
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Posted on May 26, 2021May 24, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Decision In Council #538

A typed note on handmade paper: DIC #538, Resolved: That the decision not to award a blade to James Arneson will not be reviewed Reasoning: Fred, give it up. Your son is perfectly happy in water transport and you know he's not suited for the shield wall. This is about your pride, not his chances for "advancement" Vote: One abstention
Posted on May 19, 2021May 18, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 51 – May 19th

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on May 12, 2021May 11, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Shellbacks

A dirty page of lined refill with handwritten notes and illustrations of a fearsome sea beast. Click for transcript.
Posted on May 5, 2021May 4, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 50 – May 5th

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on April 28, 2021April 26, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Message In A Bottle

A small note on homemade paper, handwritten in rough, jolted capital letters: Shellback Others dead Taking water Robbie, I love you, be happy Debbie
Posted on April 21, 2021April 19, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 49 – April 21st

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on April 14, 2021April 13, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Blade Order

Handwritten in ornate cursive on homemade paper: Gemma, we need the following: 3 small grip, standard, 4 medium grip, standard, 2 large grip, standard, 1 small grip, clip point, 1 medium grip, clip point (it's about time Nyala had a blade of her own). Due in three weeks for End Of Harvest - thanks!
Posted on April 7, 2021April 6, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 48 – April 7th

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on March 31, 2021March 30, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Want Ad: Potter

All caps: Employment Opportunity Do you enjoy making things? Do you like mud? Is eating out of bowls rather than straight off the table important to you? The Council is seeking applicants for the position of (handwritten in very large letters and underlined) POTTER Applicants must be interested in the recreation of lost technologies, BTF qualified and comfortable in extremely muddy conditions!

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