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Month: December 2019

Posted on December 25, 2019December 17, 2019 by wazzawazzawoo

Warning Sign

A hastily-lettered sign, with an inscription in all caps: Warning, Beach Closed, No Swimming, Feast Is In Dining Hall, Stay Safe
Posted on December 18, 2019December 16, 2019 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 14 – December 18th

A dirty and stained page of misaligned text. Click for transcript.

Posted on December 11, 2019March 23, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Ben’s Secret Santa Card

A small piece of stained paper with typed text: Name: Ben Chisholm Age: 19 Dear Secret Santa, for solstice this year I would like something a little fancy that I can use every day, like a new tooled leather machete sheath (my old one is nearly worn out) or a really nice canteen. I would also be happy with some honey or a gourd of Waiheke wine, but I'd really like something that I can use or show off all year round. Thank you and happy solstice!
Posted on December 4, 2019December 2, 2019 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 13 – December 4th

A burned and stained page, printed with purple ink. Click for transcript.

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