Most of the words and a little of the art, including the final graphic design, comes from Jack Newhouse (@chirurgic on twitter), a writer, artist, woodworker, gardener, and general layabout and ne’er-do-well based in Wellington, New Zealand.

The actually good art, and the balance of the concept, comes from Ellinor Ekmark (ellinor.art on Instagram), a writer and artist from Stockholm, Sweden.