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News, updates and survival tips from the best beach resort and post-apocalyptic commune this side of the Ruins!

Posted on January 20, 2021January 18, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Missing Doll

In childish handwriting on rough paper: Mising Doll Her naMe: MAry HAre: reD Is: BLeW PLise ritern to AnyA KABin 19
Posted on January 13, 2021January 11, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 42 – 13th January

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on January 6, 2021January 4, 2021 by wazzawazzawoo

Warning Sign

A hand-painted sign reading "Stop! Think! Is a cool dip worth losing a leg to a slotter" ending in crudely-painted teeth. Several mistakes of spacing and stroke length have been made.
Posted on December 30, 2020December 29, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 41 – 31st December

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on December 23, 2020December 22, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

A Third Carefully Preserved Note

A handwritten note on hemp paper, with the name Millie between two hearts: "I still owe you your christmas present... Meet me on the beach, Love, Emily"
Posted on December 16, 2020December 14, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 40 – 16th December

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on December 9, 2020December 7, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Ben’s Secret Santa Card 2

A typewritten note on handmade paper, cut at random angles with one irregular edge: Name: Ben Chisholm Age: 20 Dear Secret Santa, for solstice this year I would like some good, soft, flexible rope, like old-world paracord or the good linen rope. So that it will fold up nicely for carrying all the time! Thank you and happy solstice!
Posted on December 2, 2020November 30, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 39 – 2nd December

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.
Posted on November 25, 2020November 24, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Solar Shower Sketch

A sketch annotated in Caleb's handwriting, showing a solar heated shower intended to "take the chill off" water delivered by aqueduct
Posted on November 18, 2020November 17, 2020 by wazzawazzawoo

Issue 38 – 18th November

A dirty and stained newsletter page. Click for transcript.

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